neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH THE GREEKS AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

(via mars-or-die)

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via obamasnovv)

bulletproof-hatred:

life is hard when you’re an ugly girl that likes cute boys

(Fonte: lickme-like-a-loli, via obamasnovv)